Who We Are

It was a dark, stormy Melbourne night. Steve sat at his desk, removed his glasses and closed his weary eyes briefly. A kaleidoscope of whirling psychedelic pixels momentarily danced behind his eyelids like a particularly big night at the after-party following the annual convention of Dervishes. Suddenly, the jarring sound of his phone blaring out the custom Tom Misch ringtone jolted him out of his stupor. He reached for his phone with trepidation.
 

“Good evening, 2 Dam Creative. How can we help you?”
 

He listened intently to the urgent voice on the other end of the line.

 
“What!?” He gasped.

“You’re looking for a Digital Partner that will ignore everything you say, lecture you sanctimoniously while staring at you condescendingly over their pretentious half-rimmed, tortoiseshell designer glasses about why they know your business better than you do, and then proceed to charge you the equivalent of a small, Central American dictatorship’s annual GDP for something way over-spec and out-of-scope, before trying to viciously upsell you on Search Engine Lobotomisation and Google Buzzwords?!?!?”

An eerie pause, pregnant with tension and possibilities filled the room as the mysterious caller replied. A solitary, cold drop of sweat glistened and poised precariously on his brow, before rolling aggressively down his face. He breathed in deeply and as the wind and rain violently lashed the window outside, and responded:

“I’m sorry. I think you have the wrong number.”

Our eclectic team of existential dreamers, daydream believers, caffeine-injected wheelers and experiential dealers have sworn blood-oaths to the Binary Code of Honour. It is this commitment that drives our relentless, holy quest to rid the galaxy of crappy design, droll digital experiences and eye-rolling hashtags. It has taken us to distant kingdoms, leaving slain carcasses of vanquished despotic digital dragons in our wake.

Our relentless pursuit of pixelated perfection delivers websites that sing sweet melodies of delicious design, mobile apps that soar to ethereal heights of seamless user experience and Herculean feats of brilliant brand development that will leave you gasping breathlessly.

Every brand has a story. Every organisation needs someone who can tell it with flair. We’ve told many such stories before, but we’ve never told yours.

We’d really love to.

Drop us a line and let’s embark on this epic quest together.